This just in!! local funny man bill alred makes final wishes. sources close to us say he is in dire health and prayers are wanted. 

massive snowstorm hits area!

a massive cold front has entered the area and has pounded the city with loads of snow. So much snow has hit that cars are having trouble driving and people are freezing cold. snow officials have told people to maybe stay inside.

ross perot enters presidential race!

latest information says that ross perot could be entering the presidential race. sources say that he would enter asking for voters to vote for him to win. initial polls show that he could take over the race for commander in chief and leading it by 500 votes, possibly. 

curly headed mayor could be FAKE

salt lake cities newest mayor may not have curly hair. sources close to the mayor say she may possibly perm her hair in an effort to get the perm vote. 

no hope for teens

Teen new wavers everywhere are incredibly depressed thanks to many things but mostly the cure. officials close to the teens say that the new wavers think everything is in bad shape and there is not much hope. 

church people almost kill each other

church fight, a fight broke out in a local church over someone who slept with someone else's wife. The men  both were angry and got tired after a while. mormons were not fighting it was someone else. 

sports

In football today, in sports. football games made several teams throw the ball and score repeatedly! final scores are not in yet but sources close to the sports were tight lipped on the finales but they should come in later this week.